Vocabulary Spin
For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity....
- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad
girls live.
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?
- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
- One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
- Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
- Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids" ?
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become
disoriented?