Laxatives |
They irritate the crap out of you. |
Bananas |
The older they get, the less firm they are. |
Weather |
Nothing can be done to change them. |
Blenders |
You need one, but you're not quite sure why. |
Chocolate Bars |
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. |
Commercials |
You can't believe a word they say. |
Department Stores |
Their clothes are always 1/2 off. |
Government Bonds |
They take soooooooo long to mature. |
Mascara |
They usually run at the first sign of emotion. |
Popcorn |
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. |
Snowstorms |
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. |
Lava Lamps |
Fun to look at, but not very bright. |
Parking Spots |
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. |