| Laxatives |
They irritate the crap out of you. |
| Bananas |
The older they get, the less firm they are. |
| Weather |
Nothing can be done to change them. |
| Blenders |
You need one, but you're not quite sure why. |
| Chocolate Bars |
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. |
| Commercials |
You can't believe a word they say. |
| Department Stores |
Their clothes are always 1/2 off. |
| Government Bonds |
They take soooooooo long to mature. |
| Mascara |
They usually run at the first sign of emotion. |
| Popcorn |
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. |
| Snowstorms |
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. |
| Lava Lamps |
Fun to look at, but not very bright. |
| Parking Spots |
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. |